Today I had my six month dental checkup. Hulga is back from her Olympic training in Russia, I so missed her while she was gone. Not!
Hulga's cleaning techique borders on sadistic, so I'd swear she went to the Hitler school of dentistry. She's real handy with that pick. She likes to scrape that tooth all the way down to the root tip, at least it feels like she's dug down that far. When she's finished with your mouth you can't use straight mouthwash for weeks, because of the immense pain from the alcohol penetrating all of the open gashes in your gums.
In her small torture chamber, Hulga has a collection of human teeth. Each tooth is labeled with the name of the person from which it was extracted. Since, Hulga isn't a dentist, I'm assuming these were casulaties resulting from her over zealous picking.
You never want to shed tears or wimper in pain while Hulga is cleaning your teeth. This causes a psychotramatic reaction during which she begins to growl like a pitbull, her eyes cross, and she presses the head of the polishing tool hard against your teeth until the smoke triggers the fire alarm.
I think it's time to find a new dentist, anyone got any suggestions?
Hulga's cleaning techique borders on sadistic, so I'd swear she went to the Hitler school of dentistry. She's real handy with that pick. She likes to scrape that tooth all the way down to the root tip, at least it feels like she's dug down that far. When she's finished with your mouth you can't use straight mouthwash for weeks, because of the immense pain from the alcohol penetrating all of the open gashes in your gums.
In her small torture chamber, Hulga has a collection of human teeth. Each tooth is labeled with the name of the person from which it was extracted. Since, Hulga isn't a dentist, I'm assuming these were casulaties resulting from her over zealous picking.
You never want to shed tears or wimper in pain while Hulga is cleaning your teeth. This causes a psychotramatic reaction during which she begins to growl like a pitbull, her eyes cross, and she presses the head of the polishing tool hard against your teeth until the smoke triggers the fire alarm.
I think it's time to find a new dentist, anyone got any suggestions?
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